May 2012
5 posts
April 2012
7 posts
March 2012
1 post
Libérate.: Do you remember this guy? →
dreams-from-my-father:
This is the Ohio school shooter who killed and injured some of his classmates. Do you remember how white folks where fawning over him, talking about how “cute”, “innocent” and “attractive” he looked on this post? The judge even ordered the media not to take any…
February 2012
10 posts
Men, don't marry fangirls. You don't know what...
Hubs: Sometimes I wonder if people think we're just a gay couple that happen to be married.
Me: What do you mean?
Hubs: Well, others wonder about me since I'm very accepting.
Me: Well you do hair, nails, cook, clean and fold clothes better than me.
Hubs: -eye roll- And then the shit you post on facebook...
Me: What about me? I'm sure all my friends know that I love the peen.
Hubs: I don't know. More like 50/50 with the way you talk about motor boating women's boobs.
Me: What! I appreciate the female form! I like boobies and the asses and Angelina Jolie.
Hubs: Other women don't do that. They see boobs and look at it as if it's a toe. They go 'oh, I have a toe. So what.' But you.....
Me: That's it. I'm getting a sex change.
Hubs: You do and I won't be attracted to you. I'm sorry.
Me: But I'll keep my hair long. And you're an ass man anyway. You could hit it from behind. You won't even know I'm a guy.
Hubs: Until I slap against your balls.
Me: I'll hold them for you.
Hubs: No thanks
Me: OH COME ON! -sings- Whut whut in da butt.
Hubs: leaves
January 2012
11 posts
TWENTY PERCENT COOLER: I FOUND ICE CUBES 'GOOD... →
graphicpunching:
murkavenue:
CLUE 1: “went to short dogs house, they was watching Yo MTV RAPS” Yo MTV RAPS first aired: Aug 6th 1988 CLUE 2: Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on: Feb 23 1993 CLUE 3: ”The Lakers beat the Super Sonics” Dates between Yo MTV…
His sweaty, earthy hands smothered my mouth as I heard him darkly mutter, “I’m pushing in your pooh, in your pooh, ticketyboo, #ticketyboo!”
December 2011
11 posts
I’m at Edinburgh Castle (950 Geary St, at Polk St, San Francisco) http://t.co/i4jizgLr
I’m at Johnny Rockets (1946 Fillmore St, at Pine St, San Francisco) http://t.co/9M4WHndu
Read Trouble Up Y’Self on http://t.co/LleYubkf
Read Trouble Up Y’Self on http://t.co/LleYubkf
My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Emalkay (8), Gruff Rhys (3) & Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross (2) #Music4TheWkend http://t.co/itPGvrWT
Wow. Burger King wont serve OWS protesters but white power nazis are okay. #TanforanBKFail
Read Trouble Up Y’Self on http://t.co/g6VVFFla #OWS
Not especially awesome toilets. (@ Hyatt Regency San Francisco w/ 2 others) http://t.co/VG8Giv0I
*le sigh* Now to go shave The Beard.
WatchTreat your ears right. Listen to this track.
RT @Rebellion: Contract GUI Artist needed at Rebellion Oxford UK for 3-6 mths - email vacancies@rebellion.co.uk for more info on this an …
November 2011
48 posts
I’m at Best Buy (2675 Geary Blvd., at Masonic, San Francisco) w/ 3 others http://t.co/EAJn5Rmo
Like Tiki? Like Posters? TIKI POSTER! http://t.co/YHMXssbY 50% off all shit: BLKFRIDAYSRY
Is EVERYTHING better with bacon? Open heart surgery? Sex? Pepper spraying students? Oh yeah, that comes WITH bacon. #WWJPD
RT @dan_hill: Table 10 boys and girls.Prints by @JAM_WAH,sketches by @GavHeryng and @galmando and copies of @Sir_H_Chiselton from me! ht …
Ya know, if Ashton Kutcher was a REAL celebrity, he’d have divorced after 72 days. #insult #noclass