February 2012
10 posts
Men, don't marry fangirls. You don't know what...
Hubs: Sometimes I wonder if people think we're just a gay couple that happen to be married.
Me: What do you mean?
Hubs: Well, others wonder about me since I'm very accepting.
Me: Well you do hair, nails, cook, clean and fold clothes better than me.
Hubs: -eye roll- And then the shit you post on facebook...
Me: What about me? I'm sure all my friends know that I love the peen.
Hubs: I don't know. More like 50/50 with the way you talk about motor boating women's boobs.
Me: What! I appreciate the female form! I like boobies and the asses and Angelina Jolie.
Hubs: Other women don't do that. They see boobs and look at it as if it's a toe. They go 'oh, I have a toe. So what.' But you.....
Me: That's it. I'm getting a sex change.
Hubs: You do and I won't be attracted to you. I'm sorry.
Me: But I'll keep my hair long. And you're an ass man anyway. You could hit it from behind. You won't even know I'm a guy.
Hubs: Until I slap against your balls.
Me: I'll hold them for you.
Hubs: No thanks
Me: OH COME ON! -sings- Whut whut in da butt.
Hubs: leaves
January 2012
11 posts
TWENTY PERCENT COOLER: I FOUND ICE CUBES 'GOOD... →
graphicpunching:
murkavenue:
CLUE 1: “went to short dogs house, they was watching Yo MTV RAPS” Yo MTV RAPS first aired: Aug 6th 1988 CLUE 2: Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on: Feb 23 1993 CLUE 3: ”The Lakers beat the Super Sonics” Dates between Yo MTV…
His sweaty, earthy hands smothered my mouth as I heard him darkly mutter, “I’m pushing in your pooh, in your pooh, ticketyboo, #ticketyboo!”
December 2011
11 posts
I’m at Edinburgh Castle (950 Geary St, at Polk St, San Francisco) http://t.co/i4jizgLr
I’m at Johnny Rockets (1946 Fillmore St, at Pine St, San Francisco) http://t.co/9M4WHndu
Read Trouble Up Y’Self on http://t.co/LleYubkf
Read Trouble Up Y’Self on http://t.co/LleYubkf
My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Emalkay (8), Gruff Rhys (3) & Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross (2) #Music4TheWkend http://t.co/itPGvrWT
Wow. Burger King wont serve OWS protesters but white power nazis are okay. #TanforanBKFail
Read Trouble Up Y’Self on http://t.co/g6VVFFla #OWS
Not especially awesome toilets. (@ Hyatt Regency San Francisco w/ 2 others) http://t.co/VG8Giv0I
*le sigh* Now to go shave The Beard.
WatchTreat your ears right. Listen to this track.
RT @Rebellion: Contract GUI Artist needed at Rebellion Oxford UK for 3-6 mths - email vacancies@rebellion.co.uk for more info on this an …
November 2011
48 posts
I’m at Best Buy (2675 Geary Blvd., at Masonic, San Francisco) w/ 3 others http://t.co/EAJn5Rmo
Like Tiki? Like Posters? TIKI POSTER! http://t.co/YHMXssbY 50% off all shit: BLKFRIDAYSRY
Is EVERYTHING better with bacon? Open heart surgery? Sex? Pepper spraying students? Oh yeah, that comes WITH bacon. #WWJPD
RT @dan_hill: Table 10 boys and girls.Prints by @JAM_WAH,sketches by @GavHeryng and @galmando and copies of @Sir_H_Chiselton from me! ht …
Ya know, if Ashton Kutcher was a REAL celebrity, he’d have divorced after 72 days. #insult #noclass
Hey, @AnthemHealth, it’s not me. It’s you. You are horrible. Truly, truly awful. #JustAGolddigger #EvenTheDoctorsHateYou
MuniDriver: if I drive slowly enuff, ill get to the train station exactly one minute after the 9:07. Next train 10:07! #rage
Watching KTVU footage of angry folk from Richmond shutting down a Bank of America. #FuckUrbanBlight #OccupyRichmond
RT @DocPop: Bank of America’s Google+ page… sort of… http://t.co/ToaI1so7
Read Trouble Up Y’Self on http://t.co/LleYubkf
Under Rick Perry, America can proudly state that 2+2=5. Also, Arbecht Macht Frei. #TexasIsWinning
Read Chiselton’s Gazette on http://t.co/FqizrK0j
