Bits & Bobs & Bits. | Men, don't marry fangirls. You don't know what you're getting into.

Men, don't marry fangirls. You don't know what you're getting into.

Hubs:

Sometimes I wonder if people think we're just a gay couple that happen to be married.

Me:

What do you mean?

Hubs:

Well, others wonder about me since I'm very accepting.

Me:

Well you do hair, nails, cook, clean and fold clothes better than me.

Hubs:

-eye roll- And then the shit you post on facebook...

Me:

What about me? I'm sure all my friends know that I love the peen.

Hubs:

I don't know. More like 50/50 with the way you talk about motor boating women's boobs.

Me:

What! I appreciate the female form! I like boobies and the asses and Angelina Jolie.

Hubs:

Other women don't do that. They see boobs and look at it as if it's a toe. They go 'oh, I have a toe. So what.' But you.....

Me:

That's it. I'm getting a sex change.

Hubs:

You do and I won't be attracted to you. I'm sorry.

Me:

But I'll keep my hair long. And you're an ass man anyway. You could hit it from behind. You won't even know I'm a guy.

Hubs:

Until I slap against your balls.

Me:

I'll hold them for you.

Hubs:

No thanks

Me:

OH COME ON! -sings- Whut whut in da butt.

Hubs:

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Posted on February 7, 2012 via Spock/Uhura is flawless and canon (vickyblueeyez) with 1 note

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